Fly Italia
The Alitalia saga is, dare we say, almost in its final act.
By the end of this month the new company should have divorced itself from the ruining debts and mismanagement of the the old company and started to fly just in time for Christmas.
And unlike most divorces, there are no messy maintenance payments.
But who will be piloting the aeroplanes?
It seems the independent trade unions who represent the flight staff have no intention of accepting the new contracts proposed and are anticipating strike action.
Some say approaches will be made to pilots of other airlines, even Ryanair believe it or not.
What all agree on, however, is that the new airline will be swallowed up in the not too distant future by one of Air France, Lufthansa or British Airways.
Foreign owned, foreign run and flown by foreigners, it could make some money.
But just don't call it Alitalia.